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rock

an undoubtedly great genre of music that's art and reputation is unfortunately ruined by it's fanbase which consists mostly of biased,contradictory,close-minded and delusional idiots that think they know about music and talent when really they wouldn't know it if it hit them in face, curb stomped them and threw them against the wall (especially metalheads)

Rock stan: rock music is better than everything else because they actually use instruments instead of a computer
Average person: so does classical,blues,country,etc. and turntablism,sequencing, and synthesizing music is just as hard if not harder
Rock stan: that music is boring and besides any idiot can make music on a computer

by TJ December 23, 2013

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


SOLS

A product put into production after being written by undergraduates with a skill level less than trained monkeys.

By inference any product in continued deployment despite being completely inadequate for the job, and having no prospect of ever having a continuous uptime that could be measured in minutes.

SOLS is up! No wait.

by TJ February 26, 2005

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


throwing a hotdog down a hallway

having sex with a very "loose" girl

yo that chicks been fucked so many times its like throwing a hotdog down a hall way

by TJ January 1, 2005

245πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


Bufalay

a term used to describe something or someone or some place that sucks.

When you go to a bar that only serves until 10pm , that shit is bufalay. Also : My bufalay hoe just slept with my best friend.

by TJ January 18, 2004

22πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Baller

Etymology: Middle English 'bal', from Old Norse 'bollr' and akin to Old High German 'balla'; combined with the commin suffix 'er' denoting one that does or performs (a specified action)

Therefore, a baller is, literally, 'one who balls'

Other connotations of the word include:

(N)
1. One who exhibits a consistent proficency at-, or exuberant love for the game of basketball.
2. One whose person has been fully and successfully established in numerous social circles (esp. one who is extremely popular with both the male and female members of any given social group)
3. One whose status in society has been earned by one's possession of "game" (that is, proficiency at the game of life)

(Adj)
1. Exhibiting those qualitites of a baller; not limited to the description of a person, 'baller' may be used to describe any place, thing or situation.

(N)
1. "Kobe Bryant... now THAT kid's a baller"
2. "Wanna be a baller, shot caller, twenty inch blades on the impala, caller getting laid tonight..."
3. "Hey yo! Don't let nobody else up in this booth. I see nothing but gansters up in here, I see nothing but ballers up in here..."

(Adj)
1. "This Sh*t is baller"

Suburbanation of 'Baller':
"Wow, that man is really quite 'on the ball'."

by TJ June 11, 2004

2827πŸ‘ 1889πŸ‘Ž


weird

to have a blood alcohol level of 0.2 or greater

I'm getting weird tonight.

by TJ November 12, 2004

36πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


cher

The 300 year old cyborg, that has no singing talent at all, and relies on the profits from 60 year old women that still like her. I hate her.

I cant wait for Cher's batteries to run out.

by TJ January 28, 2005

48πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž