narticle

A news article that, upon reading, leaves the reader no more informed than before they read it.

That editorial on brutalist architecture was a complete narticle, to the extent that I feel less smart after having read it.

departafart

To be in an area, fart, and then leave that area.

After sitting in the lounge amongst friends, Dave left a departafart prior to adjourning himself for the evening.

Overbro'd

To exceed the limits of acceptable "bro" behavior. To go over what is typically considered just "bro".

Chad, you totally overbro'd today, I mean the tank top and reflective ray bans are okay, but the board shorts, flip flops and the fact you are still wearing your Coachella bracelet is a bit excessive.

Niz

To do a solid with a company you respect that you might not necessarily have bought something from, but wanted to support them

I’ve heard a lot about that company, and though I didn’t need that cannabis infused neon hula hoop, I knew it made a lot of people happy so I was just as happy to give them some niz

Wokay

Responding to a situation or media piece that appears overly woke.

Wokay there New York Times, we get it, some Dr. Seuss books haven’t aged well.