Karen Walker

A Karen who is a pill popper, as opposed to most Karens, who are simply a pill.

Reference to the Will and Grace character.

“Yeah, she shows up late to work a bottle in. And I’m talking both vodka AND pills. Such a. Karen Walker.”

Ted Cruz’s father

Someone who might have assassinated JFK.

“Yeah, he lived near Dallas, and nobody knows his whereabouts at noon on November 22, 1963. A prime Ted Cruz’s father if you ask me.”

Rhonda Santis

Someone who doth protest too much about queer culture.

“Why are you making such a fuss about queer people? You’re being a total Rhonda Santis.”

Margaery Tyrell

When you’re the smartest person in the room, but still manage to fall into a fatal trap.

“Being as smart as she was, she was the only one in the room to recognize the trap they had fallen into. Alas, it was too late. Another Margaery Tyrell.”

Tulsi Gabbard

A person who changes positions on a dime

“My friend Jenna changed her positions more often than a weather vane. She’s a total Tulsi Gabbard”

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Madison, Wisconsin

A city that can be described as “Austin on the Prairie” (or alternatively “Portland between two lakes”).

“My sister went to college in Madison, Wisconsin. They keep it weird there.”

QueenAnon

An offshoot of QAnnon which posits that Queen Elizabeth II is the real identity behind “Q” and has faked her death to go deep undercover.

“Have you heard about QueenAnon? Sure it’s not an actual thing, but it’s just every bit as wild as the things QAnon actually does believe.”