Klobmentum

when a presidential primary campaign has an illusionary appearance of upward momentum after a surprise third-place finish in an early state, only for the campaign to quickly fizzle out.

Originates with Any Klobuchar’s 2020 presidential campaign.

“yeah, she placed third in New Hampshire, but what happened next? All it was was Klobmentum. Her career ended within a few weeks.”

Jeff Skinner jackpot

When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.

“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”

Gefiltefishing

When a non-Jewish person (a “goy”) makes themselves appear Jewish.

Alternatively spelled “ gefiltephishing”. A derivative of “blackfishing”.

“Yeah, George sometimes went as far as wearing a Star of David necklace, when he has zero connection to Judaism. He was gefiltefishing us the whole time.”

Britney Knives

Alter ego of Britney Spears who dances with “fake” knives.

“Look, there’s another Instagram post of Britney Knives.”

Ypsilanti water tower

Something that has got to be the most phallic thing you ever saw.

“That thing is so phallic it might as well count as pornographic. Total Ypsilanti Water Tower.”

Danny Gonzalez

Synonym of Drew Gooden

“I really like that new Danny Gonzalez video

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Heidi Cruz

A significant other who you are okay with throwing under the bus.

“Sure he called my wife ugly, but I regard her to be a Heidi Cruz and am more than willing to throw her under the bus.”