Elon Musk

A dolt who owns a company named Tesla while ironically embodying the very worst attributes of Thomas Edison.

Person 1: “Hey, do you know who Elon Musk is?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he’s a total shitstain.”

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Gefiltephishing

When non-Jews (“goys”) attempt to appear Jewish.

A derivative of the term “blackphishing”.

“Yeah, he had everyone fooled that he was Jewish. Used Yiddish phrases, asked everyone about their plans for the high holidays. Turns out he was a WASP the whole time. Total case of gefiltephishing.”

Lizzie McGuire fabulous

An adjective used to describe someone whose outfit fabulously embodies the early 2000s aesthetic. A reference to the early 2000s tween fashions worn by Hilary Duff as the star of the Disney Channel series Lizzie McGuire

“I love what you are wearing. A true throwback to the early 2000s. 100% Lizzie McGuire fabulous!”

Glizzo

A (typically gay) male whose energy and personality resembles that of the singer Lizzo.

“Charles is a total Glizzo. Every night he’s 100% that bitch.”

Mike Pence presidential campaign

When someone makes an effort to win over a group of people who literally wanted him dead.

“Why are you still trying to earn their support? You’re totally running a Mike Pence presidential campaign!”

Hurricane Hillary

A hurricane that is widely expected to cause landslides, but ends up missing land entirely.

“Remember when the media kept predicting that hurricane was gonna hit us? Was gonna cause landslides? Turned out to be a total Hurricane Hillary.”

Bloomington-Normal

A generic place. So generic that it’s slogan might as well be “Keep Bloomington-Normal”.

“I went to Bloomington-Normal. Just like everyone else who has ever visited, I have nothing remarkable to recount.”

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