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The sound a drop of water makes when it hits the ground.
Iâm hearing many ploops outside, it must be starting to rain.
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When a person jogs at such a slow pace it could be mistaken for walking.
Person 1: Did you pass Jannis on the sidewalk?
Person 2: Yup, didnt you hear; she is the town slogger. Slogging is what she is known for.
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When your significant other (Wife or Girlfriend) is getting ready while the man has been ready for 3 hours prior. This period of time usually occurs minutes before you will be late to an event and the woman usually comes out at the last second possible. This could also occur when a woman is shopping and her second half is left waiting outside the store on a bench with the other Manwaiters.
I saw Douglas Manwaiting outside of Forever21 for 6 hours while his Girlfriend looked at only two tops. He better be getting head tonight.
The fear of waking up in the middle of the night for no apparent reason, only to have to go through the effort of trying to get back to sleep.
I really hope Jannis can recover from her Awakenerosis, sheâs been looking more tired lately.
Those who cannot understand context no matter how much they try. They take words and phrases at their bare bones meaning without taking into account the greater meaning hidden inside what has been said. Their understanding and assessment of conversation is very weak and jump to conclusions without trying to examine possible circumstances. These people usually cannot take a joke.
Those interns Jannis hired are complete and utter contextiots.
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A very FAT man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesnât care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.
Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, itâs like itâs walking in slow motion.
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A Fat man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesnât care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.
Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, itâs like itâs walking in slow motion.
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