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A Vegan or Vegetarian who actually think their diets are healthy.
All that Vegitard eats is lettuce. Theyâll have no muscle density within 10 years. (Without steroids of course)
When marathon runners shit themselves and yet continue to run the marathon.
The 10k turned into a shitathon for many of the runners.
A large stick of wood with leaves and shit.
Oh look, that tree has leaves and shit.
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The inherent urge to dress up as a slug and slide around on the ground. This could cause the occupant to hold up traffic, or awkwardly entertain guests at their in-laws house during special occasions.
Iâd dress up as any other animal, but my Slughoma prevents me from doing so.
When someone wants to impress their friends so much theyâre willing to do the dumbest shit ever. This decision usually is not at all thought out and comes with severe risk and consequences. A combination of Dumb and Radical.
Did you see Patrick the other day? He tried to rush a Grizzly Bear to impress his Girlfriend. That Dumbatical stunt left him with no arms and one leg.
When your having sex with a woman from the back and she is facing a window; you then quietly switch with another man without her knowing. This ultimately ends off on you revealing yourself on the other side of the window only to have the woman question who is in back of her.
Jerry tried to spice up his relationship with Jannis last night by trying The Houdini; lets just say they will be in court early next month.
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When your watering a certain part of your lawn for too long inevitably leaving a puddle drowning your grass in water.
Jannis left a Puddoopsie on her lawn yesterday, I stepped in it causing my sock to get all wet.