Land-Whale

A very FAT man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.

Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.

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Land-Whale

A Fat man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.

Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.

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Vegitard

A Vegan or Vegetarian who actually think their diets are healthy.

All that Vegitard eats is lettuce. They’ll have no muscle density within 10 years. (Without steroids of course)

Shitathon

When marathon runners shit themselves and yet continue to run the marathon.

The 10k turned into a shitathon for many of the runners.

96

Its like a 69 but the couple is mad at each other.

Jannis and Douglas were in a 96 last night, could have been because Douglas accidentally ran over the cat with the lawnmower.

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Slughoma

The inherent urge to dress up as a slug and slide around on the ground. This could cause the occupant to hold up traffic, or awkwardly entertain guests at their in-laws house during special occasions.

I’d dress up as any other animal, but my Slughoma prevents me from doing so.

Tree

A large stick of wood with leaves and shit.

Oh look, that tree has leaves and shit.

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