nodhammer

Suggestion that the accused has little awareness of the situation.

"Nod...hammmer?" Made with appropriate waving motion of the wrist at head-height, suggestive of the movement of a nodhammer lightly tapped against the bonce. Note - a nodhammer is an emergency hammer used to break glass on Danish Trains. Not to be confused with the nothammer, on some other European trains.

southie

Term used to describe South Boston, a part of Boston, MA. Southie is well known for its bars and the Irishmen that live in them.

Man, there sure are a lot of drunken mics here in Southie.

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wirth

1)The act of doing something stupid.

2)The last two notes of the "Wirth's an idiot" song, indicating a stupid act (Db,Eb).

1) Look! Matt just pulled another Wirth!

2) Tarfow just dropped his sticks again! Some one, play a wirth!

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Jappy

Jappy people may seem stuck up at first but they are nice if you get to know them really they are.

She was really jappy, but like oh my god I so loved her skirt

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flagellate

to be attacked with a whip by an irate dwarf wearing leather.

Addict: flagellate me!
gimpgirl: GRRRRRR!!!

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flibbish

A pat of butter artfully molded into a silhouette of our third president.

Overheard at an ALEC conference: "Please pass the flibbish."

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