Alex

Alex is always Smart, Handsome, a gentleman and has a big penis. Alex is also strong and has a horrendous temper so if you piss him off then you better be one fast motherfucker. If alex likes you then he will beat the shit outta someone for you or if he hates you then he will straight up kill you, he also has an extremely dark sense of humor

John- I got into a fight yesterday
Bill- damn ... who?
John- Alex
Bill- how the fuck are you even alive

4👍 2👎

Ben

One of the worlds most annoying people you could ever meet . Ben usually has a tiny penis and no personality. This person is stubborn , arrogant and very difficult to hang out with

John- I had to work with Ben yesterday in Business Studies
James- Holy shit .. I'm sorry , that sucks

6👍 6👎

Alexander

A man with an insanely large penis and is funny and extremely handsome . Usually ha say crazy side but can be serious if he wants to be . Alex is also an amazing fighter with a short temper ... do not annoy him

John- Almost got into a fight with Alexander today
Bob- Holy shit ...how are you not dead

17👍 11👎