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The obvious noise of someone nearby watching cheesey TV porn
"Oy Sam, I think Dave's Funk Guitarin' downstairs!"
A lizard with a Bee in its mouth
"I got stung by that blizzard"
21๐ 26๐
To wake up and find you mysteriously have a knackered arm
"ahh shit i must have been sleep wanking all night"
26๐ 14๐
The achievement of getting water on ur bum after dropping a log down toilet
"Man, that was some mad splash-back i got there"
15๐ 2๐
To finally break out a fart which has been rejecting entry to the atmosphere for a long time
"Ahhh, I just broke the round barrier"
3๐ 17๐