hoovered

when a fuckboy has left his mark on a person, place, or thing

He totally hoovered that girl last night!

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Batmanned

when a kid in a Batman suit carries you upstairs unconscious

That girl got Batmanned last night when everyone fell asleep.

Philly D

when someone stays home from school and you tell the principal that they killed themself, when really they were at home watching Phillip DeFranco and drinking a cup of joe

You better come to school tomorrow or I’ll Philly D you!

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