round eyed ricky's

The surprised look on someone when they slowly and gently lower themselves into large cylindrical items

Bob: “Why are you walking funny Barbara?”

Barbara: “I had a long weekend of doing

round eyed ricky's with friends”

Bob: “oh”

Ravioli Ass

When you are eating someone’s ass and the prolapse and you take whole Ravioli looking mass into you mouth.

Nick: “oh my god suck I suck you ass too hard your prolapsing”

Janet: “No that is just me Ravioli Ass, eat it”

Boardroom Browner

When having a 3-Way in a boardroom and you shit on one of the participants forehead.

Yesterday after the quarterly meeting we did a Boardroom Browner.