This One Time In 8th Grade

When a hot chick is on you and you are about to lose your moyd or have to tend to your intestinal calling, tell your friend "this one time in 8th grade" and he will tackle her or otherwise remove her bodily threat.

(Your stomach cramps and then discharges) Uh this one time in 8th grade.... <TACKLE> *Friend rushes to his bathroom and is saved*

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Couch Bombing

When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first

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kung fu it

to leave in a cool manner.

Freddy's here. Let's kung fu it bitch.

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Photo Finish

When you have an extremely urgent bodily need to jetison waste, and you are in the process of literally running to an establishment to get rid of said waste and you are not sure that you are going to make it before...you know...

Oh dammit i really have to shit, and the nearest toilet is 3 blocks away!!! oh man this is gonna be a photo finish!

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forumpaard

A title bestowed by the forum stable keeper. It's given to people who are strong, noble, reliable and have four legs.

The current forumpaard is TNT

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High Tide

When making out with one's bitch, the sir places his hands on the bitch's leg and comes upward higher and higher until his hand fully encompasses the bitch's ass. The best situation that sir can do this is with a bitch in a maid outfit and a lacy skirt on the bottom.

I gave this bitch a high tide. Yah man!

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moyd

Master Of Your Domain - The ability to (1) go long periods of time without gratifying oneself or (2) restraining erectal pleasure when it is not socially acceptable

(1)"I am moyd; I can go for months at a time"
(2)"Even when I was freaking 6 chicks at once I maintained my moyd"

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