Humpygrumpy

The act of being pissed off or mad after sex.

Humpygrumpy: Whoa, she was so humpy grumpy after they fucked around on my couch.

perimeter bush

When you look at a sexual partner who has shaved their pubic area and there is a lighter are of hair around the heavier middle bush.

Wow I love how you shaved your perimeter bush! Hot!

snatch puzzle junkie

When you take a photo of your woman’s snatch then cut it up in peices and put it back together as a puzzle.

Hey babe.. I’m in a snatch puzzle junkie mood.