Pulled a Weiner

The misguided act of posting questionable photos of yourself online, thus destroying your chances of ever holding an elected office.

Dude #1: Did you see the beefcake pictures Anthony posted of himself?

Dude #2: Yeah. The idiot really pulled a weiner.

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bully pulpit

Teddy Roosevelt used the term "bully" as an adjective to mean "wonderful" or "superb", and coined the term "bully pulpit" to mean a terrific platform from which to advocate an agenda.

An alternate definition of "bully" as a noun means someone who harasses or intimidates. The modern definition of "bully pulpit" reflects the misuse of the church pulpit by unenlightened preachers to bully followers into submitting to their twisted views.

I used to enjoy going to church until the preacher started using the bully pulpit to rail against homosexuals. This is not the message of Jesus! I have plenty of gay friends who are the kindest, most generous people you could know. I don't attend church anymore.

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theocracide

The effort to eliminate the impact of belief in a sky daddy on the rest of us.

Damn! When did atheists get an atomic weapon? That's some harsh theocracide!

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Dogmaticide

1) v. - The act of freeing a society from the chains of fundamentalist dogma.

2) n. - A product that, when sprayed on evangelical door knockers, will make them go away. (Similar to pesticide.)

Getting the Catholic church out of the lives of non-Catholics will require a strong dose of dogmaticide.

bung hole sprouts

1) A derogative term for Brussels Sprouts.

2) Small pieces of turd entagled in the ass hairs after defecating (a.k.a, "dingleberries")

Sam: Dude, these nasty little green balls taste like ass!

Charlie: Those are bung hole sprouts. They are supposed to taste like that.

Sally: Don't eat too many of those! They are a known cause of bung hole sprouts.

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Hermorrhoid

1) Any uncomfortable or painful swelling or growths associated with female reproductive or digestive organs, i.e. uterine fibroids

2) A female pain-in-the-ass

Cathy: "Sarah, why are you being such a hermorrhoid today?"

Sarah: "Cut me a break, bitch! My hermorrhoids are acting up again!"

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godmart

A commercial megachurch that attracts inbred, superstitious, blind faith saps that will believe and do anything they are told.

My brother won't shut up about how the great deals at godmart. What a christbag!

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