Joseph Cookson’d

This term is used to describe when someone has full-on lost the plot on MDMA. Symptoms include (but aren’t limited to) stroking bearded men, complimenting people wearing crisp shirts and overheating in premium Glaswegian establishments.

Dill - “I’m on the biggest comedown ever man.”
Dillon - “Oh, I know! You were absolutely Joseph Cookson’d last night at Subbie!”

Zoe Fraser

Used to describe when an individual or group has had a nightmare. The biggest of nightmares. The biggest, most dock off nightmare of all time.

Dillon - “You skipped foreplay? You’ve had an absolute Zoe Fraser mate, how’s she supposed to get her end away?”