Ethiopian Hotdog

1) Get a giant pot of mustard

2) pour it into the japseye of the man

3) Have sex until the man jizzes

4) squeeze the mustard out of the fanny onto the mans dick while he holds a hotdog bun either side

man: hey do u wana try something
woman: erm it depends what it is

man: its the ethiopian hot dog
woman: yes! i love the ethiopian hotdog

shining shit

When your shit is really shiny!!

Bob: URRRGH!
Billy:What the fuck is that!?!
Bob: it's my shining shit
Billy:wow !!!