hosed

to be intoxicated. to be drunk to the point of memory loss and the possibily of pissing the bed becomes high.

If we drink all these 40's we're gonna be hosed.

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gun control

Gun control is a violation of our second amendment and our freedom.

Without guns we have no way of protecting our other rights.

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Frazzlefried

Drunk or stoned beyond recollection

"Jeremy is frazzlefried."

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70's earth momma muff

when a girls twat is soooooo hairy she looks like she stepped out of a porno from the 70's.

GOOD GOD WOMAN DONT YOU TRIM DAT BUSH OF YOURS!?!
No, I'm a 70's earth momma and this is my muff.

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shimmanood

used by older italian gentlemen: an invalid, retard, idiot, moron...etc

i gotta walk around here like a fuggin' shimmanood! -sopranos, uncle junior

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raj soin

when a thumb is inserted into the anus during sexual activity

shane and emily enjoy exchanging raj soin's while shane takes pictures

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tro

King of excuses and of the inventor of the lie. You could identify Tro by asking him where he lives with a 2 month interval between each question.

"I live in a one story beach house."
"Hold on guys. I have to go downstairs and help my sister with here computer."

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