White Women of Colour

Noun Meaning

1 A woman who identifies as a spray tanner.

'After all these years of prejudice, White Women Of Colour have created their own place among us and are now fully accepted into our liberal and forward thinking, democratic society. We should feel proud!

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off

Japanese phrase used to express an extreme difference in taste leading to a relationship breakdown.

One evening it all came to a head... I wanted to go to the theatre and he wanted to stay at home and watch humiliation porn so I said,

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off.

Udders

Noun (plural)

Entrants who have submitted to the UD,
URBAN DICTIONARY

"If you look up the word UDDERS, you might be surprised to find out that apart from meaning tIts, gazongers, bristols, melons, jugs or barrage balloons, it also means CONTRIBUTORS TO THE UD the urban dictionary! Wow!"

COPERNICUS

Bawdy Wittism: Ye Olde English Noun::

Phallus:

When inferring to another that the universe doesn't revolve around them and yet lewdly referring to putting your penis (Copernicus) in their face.

"If you don"t stop doing that,I'll put a COPERNICUS on your face!"

White Widow

Pronounced. /wait-wɪd.əʊ/

Noun meaning: a bleached anus

'Finding a white widow is a rare but very, very, very special occasion my friend!'

Professional Bronzer

Noun

Pronounced: /prəˈfeʃ.ən.əl - brɒnzɜ r/

Male version of a white woman of colour, usually a body builder although could be either a suave or a smoother.

'when I knew him, he was a bit pastey...but now he's grown into a good looking Professional Bronzer... good luck to him!

Just let it go man

Conciliatory phrase used to show a bro some love.

Person A,

I’ll be back in a minute, I’m gonna take a piss

Person B,

Just let it go man