Zhanette

A crazy kid who, for some odd reason, is basically already 14. She’s the perfect balance of insane and entertaining. But mostly entertaining. You'll never be bored around her, but you might also question her. Because yems. Good kid, but also terrible kid. But you couldn't change her bc that'd be wacc :>

Mom: Where's Zhanette, Cameron?
Brother: Probably getting high in an alley with some girl named Nugget or something idk
Mom: Not again...

7👍 1👎

Jospeh

Jospeh is a furry. Not the good kind. Like the bad, bad kind. Like the kind that’s into some freaky stuff. Like he wants to go to funky town with Roger Rabbit. He got a small peen, not to mention. His Hebrew Hamburger still be pretty good, though. He’s real smart but he’s always like “Did you just offend me?” Other than that he’s pretty cool. He was single handedly the cause of hurricane Katrina from all the orgasms he gave girls. He even made Obama himself get on his knees. If you ever meet a Jospeh, be wary because 1) he has nearly every STD from all the girls he hecced and 2) you won’t be able to walk after you meet. A Jewish surprise that can only be given by Jospeh himself. He’s an orgasmic figure straight from the Holocaust.

Daughter: Mom, I think I’m paralyzed.
Mom: Let me guess, you were with that Jospeh boy again?
Daughter: No, if I was with Jospeh, I wouldn’t have legs.

14👍 14👎