precious bounty

a. 4GB microdrive extracted from certain cheap MP3 players.
b. pristine honey hole uncovered after ripping off a virgin girl's underwear.

Tear it open to extract the precious bounty.

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Picasa

This is how dorks spell "Picasso".

Google announced it acquired Picasa.

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trousers

It's a word you use in conversation about anything. For example, if you are talking about aircraft carriers, you can say, "As recent as yesterday I owned a pair of trousers that looked exactly like an aircraft carrier."

I once owned a pair a trousers that looked just like a driveshaft.

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Red Line

A brand of synthetic automotive lubricants.

There is a bottle of Red Line oil sitting on the tool cabinet at the background of one of the Debra Lafave posing pictures.

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hootus

Something you put Herculiner on...

How Do I Get Herculiner Off of My Hootus?!

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sucks big one

It's pretty bad.

Integration of StarTeam with Delphi 8 sucks big one.

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monopenisual

adj. showing no care, concern or preference in the matter

Indifferent, uninvolved, detached.

Q: "What is your take on war partial birth abortions?"
A: "Monopenisual."

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