Smuck Teams

An uneven distribution of talent in a sporting contest, usually the result of a gym teacher dividing up a class of students, rather than letting two kids pick. Originates in New England.

"C'mon, Mr. Davis, you can't let Glenn, Charlie and David all be together for kickball. It'll be smuck teams."

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Piswanjango

1) A mexican beer in 'Dusk till Dawn' that tastes like piss, because they piss in it.

2) Piswanjango being a fine quality skunk. The type that smokes well and makes you laugh a lot.

Smokin de Piswanjango like dey do in de Congo

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nawmean

Short ghetto slang for "Do you know what I mean?".

Yo! My Homies be trippin' me. It be upsettin' me Dog. Nawmean?

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Brothers Strong

Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and sometimes Strong Sad.

Now presenting, the BROTHERS STRONG!

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lemenschwiler

a word for usage in calling someone a name

you fucking lemenschwiler you need to pass out

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Hardcore Vegan

Used by Bill Bailey in his "part troll" tour.

A vegan who won't drive through towns with the word "HAM" in the name.

Tom: You wanna go to Birmingham
Hardcore Vegan: Hell No

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trouble

Misfortune, strife, problems, and a girl called Karyn. All that happens when Karyn is present.

1. The vector, Karyn, hosted a nasty cold virus and shared it with all her friends.
2. Although peril and menace follow close behind her, you can’t help but be fond of a Karyn.

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