Omif

Everyone's favorite newbie

Silly Omif, don't eat THAT!

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Swichous

Something so awesome, cool, neat, kickass, overwhelmingly the shit it can only be described with this one word.

John: Hey, did you watch that special last night?

Bob: Yeah, that was swichous man!

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MC

Multiple Choice, used specifically for tests

Kids, we're having a MC today!

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yosh

A favorite exclamation of Dr. Eggman.

"Yosh!" "Yosh!" "Yosh!" "Yosh!"

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stretch armstrong

when you are doing a girl, you pick her up by her boobs and then swing her around

I started giving my bitch a stretch armstrong and she threw up all over me.

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Curtains

A slang term for the female labia majora

Oh, my curtains are dead itchy today

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flemitz

a group of squirrels.

I dropped a bag of nuts and it attracted a flemitz.

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