17

The most random number.

Pick a number. It's not really as good a random number as 17, is it?

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fat u dawg

you're fat and have fangs for teeth

Fat u dawg loves blue balloons and is so fat and horny

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Giffer

A drunk, middle aged female orgy seeker

"you mother is a giffer!!!"

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Equipment

have a guess! Duh!

I have sophisticated equipment thats well hard

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shithouse

One who is blatantly talking a load of bullshit.

Shut up, you fucking shithouse

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shake hands with the senator

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.

After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.

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screwed

1. To be in serious trouble.
2. A word describing something in a state of disrepair.
3. A word to describe a person who is heavily under the influence of alcohol and/or narcotic material, to an extent where it affects their behavioural patterns.

1. "When my parents found out I killed their parrot, I'm screwed!"
2. "Wow, someone screwed that car up pretty bad!"
3. "Wow, that guy is screwed!"

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