1. Verb. Exercising the art of masturbation
2. Verb. To create an orgasm simulating another sexual partner with the hand or other masturbating aids (e.g. fleshlight, hand, dildo)
3.Noun. An asshole, homo, or otherwise retard who's by calling them a jack-off is saying that they shouldn't have been born and was a waste of sperm which is a jack-off
4.Noun. A waste of sperm produced by the art of masturbation
Tom is a porn addict, therefore he likes to jack-off.
Tom jacks off in public for everyone to view therefore he is a jack-off.
Tom likes to jack-off so much his girlfriend has nothing to do but, jack-off.
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Blotsort, a term used in many different ways. it is used in place of words such as Cool and Awesome and MAD!!.
other versions:
Bloterated - destroyed
Blotsortified - modified in a great way
Bloterator - Mod on a forum, or someone who destroys things
Blotsortarian - A person
Blotcom - www.blotsort.com or a domain name
Blotmail - @blotsort.com email address, or an email address.
if someone says something and you think its cool, but you dont feel like saying "Cool"
you can say "Blotsort" and give them a thumbs up..
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Female addicted to AOL Instant Messenger whereas constantly whoring around flirting with 3 or more men at a time via AIM.
Dat hoe was AIM WHORING herself out all day yesterday!
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The music rocked in the 80's, at least hip-hop wasn't commercial and we had a conservative goverment.
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Someone so lame that they fart pickles.
Derived from a story my dad told me from when he was in the navy during the Vietnam War. For some reason a man frequently bragged about his "cherry ass." He bragged so much that one day his coworkers shoved a pickle in his ass. The man squatted, pooped out the pickle, and cried. From then on, he was called "Pickles."
Man, that guy is so smarmy; he's a pickle farter!
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