baulko

A school in Western Sydney, NSW Australia, that has come consistently in the top 5 in the HSC (similar to SAT/A-levels) in the past ten years.

Despite the fact that they have never achieved first, they are still stuck the fuck up, and think that they're better than their eternal rival James Ruse, which is a similarly stuck up but much smarter and better school.

Students who attend baulko generally achieve a UAI/ATAR of above 90, with those achieving below this being disowned by the school following the receipt of their final exam scores.

Unlike most other schools that don't suck badly, baulko has a special unit for retarded people, known as the "special education (sped) unit" Its existence is moot, however, as everyone in baulko is a sped, not just those in this special unit.

Person 1: Fuck man, I made it into baulko
Person 2: Respect down, mate. Didn't even make it into the top school.

Person 1: I gotta study and then play some dota
Person 2: fucking baulko

Person 1: I wish our school had a farm so that I could fuck sheep on it.
Person 2: This is why ruse forever owns baulko

Person 1: fuck yeah man baulko pride
Person 2: super cool story bro

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