Cover Flush

A tactical maneuver performed by a self conscious person and a friend/relative/stranger. In said maneuver, the friend flushes a toilet to mask all noises coming from the self conscious person's stall during the defecation process.

I had to shit so badly today that when I saw Jon Grzegorzewski in the hall, I had him supply me with a cover flush while I audibly shat.

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