Greek

Noun - A member of a college fraternity or sorority.

The local greeks throw the best parties.

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Minimizer

A word that describes the chemical effect cold water has on the penis.

Gee bob this pool water is really cold, i wonder if my penis has become minimized. Please do check.

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academic chicken

A Reason for all poultry retails to increase prices.
They now claim to breed academic chickens, which taste much better than the previously non-academic smarter.
It is as thought you can taste the smartness in the meat.

Maple Leaf Meats has announced the increase of prices on poultry due to the use of academic chickens.
A company representative was quotes as saying " Smarter chickens, are tastier chickens ".

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