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Carla Talbot.....2 kids, 1 coucil flat, unmarried. Need i say more?

The above person

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morning glory

an asian store that sells all those annoying japenese and korean characters on every single fucking item that you could ever think of.

*with asian accent* yo mannnn let's go play DDR at Morning Glory!!!!!!!!!

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Rachel Aziani

Hot ass pornstar who doesn't do anything more hardcore than oral sucking videos. She is so fucking hot!! I'm watching her right now!! Oh Damn, gotta clean the screen again.

Tom: Dude, I ran out of pornstars to look at
Me: How can you run out of pornstars to look at?
Tom: Well, for some reason, they're not exciting as they used to be
Me: Well, check out Rachel Aziani.
(5 hours later)
Me: Hey Tom, can I borrow some socks?
Tom: Trust me, you dont want to borrow any of MY socks

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IYKWIM

used in conjunction with "AITYD". This is a prime example of how ridiculous internet abbreviations for chat / forum / messaging are getting.

User 1: "these abbreviations sure are getting ridiculously long IYKWIMAITYD..."

User 2: "yeah... 'btw', you're a FUCKING RETARD."

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tenshu

An extremely unsightly and whiny bitch whose life consists solely of flaming others on the World of Warcraft forums.

Synonyms:
See jaba the slut.

Tenshu: ROFLLOL!!1!!1one!!11! I OWNZERS AT WOW!!111!one!11!

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stinky cousin elmo

When you hold down the head of your partner during oral sex and let loose a nasty fart.

This girl was going down on me so i gave her the stinky cousin elmo

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bindipper

Manc denial

Goto Manchester

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