Praveen

A Belizean basketball player who thinks he's pro but everyone knows he can't shoot. Got glasses that are bigger than his forehead and a horrible personality.

Gabriel: Hey who's that horrible player over there with the big goggles

Mark: you idiot that's Praveen

Gabriel: oh shoot, now I see it

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Ringer

A term often used to refer to a player illegally brought into a drop-in or beer league hockey game that is significantly better than the rest of the players on the team. Usually only plays a limited amount of games so the league does not find out and never gets off the ice . Hockey term for Smurf

12 Year Old: Damn coach, who's this sick hockey player, he's as fast as Speedy Gonzales and just as small.
Coach: That kid doesn't belong in this Division, He's too good to be playing here.

Coach to Player: Get off the ice you f*cking ringer!!!
Johnny Gaudreau: Make me bitch.

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