Momento mori

Translated from Latin into English, it means, “Remember you will die.” Unless you’re an insufferable know-it-all, you probably know what this means from A Series of Unfortunate Events. You then went on urban dictionary to see if it actually meant “Remember you will die.” Instead of searching it on google like a normal person. Just finish Austere Academy and move on to Ersatz Elevator already!

Cool guy: Hey four eyes!
Nerd: Fuck you. Momento Mori.
Cool guy: what the fuck does that mean?
Nerd: “Remember I fucked your mom last night.”

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Mimi

The most wonderful person in the world. Usually has 2-3 dogs. Who’s house you go to every summer to go swimming. The person who loves you even though you dropped her Mac laptop that one time and you still feel really bad about it even though you barely remember it. Would sing you to sleep with twinkle twinkle little star and would watch the same movie 5 times in a row just to make you happy. The person you don’t say thanks to enough. Thanks.

Friend: So who’s your favorite grandma?
Me: my Mimi. She is the best!
Friend: I wish my grandparents didn’t die...

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