Penis

a common mispelling of pennies.

Spelling Bee director: Ok, now spell the word "Pennies"
17 year old: P-E-N-I-S
Crowd: HAHAHHAHAH what a stupid dumbass, he spelled PENIS!
Spelling Bee director: Get out! For using such vulgarity and profanity in your speech, YOU're A DISSAPOINTMENT to your parents and to future generations who want to learn and prosper!!
17 year old: WAHHHHHHHHHHH.

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csgo

an extremely realistic awesome fps videogame. Filled with toxic players who call each other trash but still enjoyable (for me personally)

Person 1: Do you still play csgo?

Person 2: no, I left cause other players called me trash.

Person 1: you are trash

Person 2: WAHHHHHHHHHHH Im telling my mommy!

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Self Upvote

a person who upvotes their own definition

Person 1: How do you have 10,000,000,000 upvotes. There's not even that many people on the planet.
Person 2: Im a self upvote

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It

a very funny movie about a few boys and a clown who celebrate together and develop friendship. For children under age of 8.

My 4 year old would love to live in The movie It.

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Thanos

My big purple friend

Tyler: Have you heard of Thanos, the guy who wiped out half the universe?
Me: Oh yeah, he's my big purple friend!

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FORTNITE

a popular shooter game that people in my school won't shut the fuck up about.

Hey Bill! Wanna play Fortnite?

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Korg and Miek

Best fortnite players in the world. Korg got called a dickhead by a stupid toxic trash player but Thor put an end to that.

Ninja and Tfue: Hey Korg and Miek, wanna play Squads no fill in the World Cup.

Bugha: All you guys are trash, I actually won the World Cup *Flexing* *Flexing* *Flexing* *Flexing* *Flexing* *Flexing* *Flexing* BTW Korg is a dickhead.

Thor: Hey, this is Thor speaking, If you don't disconnect from Fortnite right now, I'll fly over to your house and put a hammer in your head!

*Bugha dissconnects*