garginfoul

Like a gargin only much more foule and gaye.

Everyone scarper, for fuck's sake, here comes garginfoul.

interweb

A vast network of computerised filth, lovingly pumped into the desktops of 21st Century office employees, ensuring that no work ever gets done.

Have you seen my collection of Asian bukkake scat pr0n that I spent the day downloading from the interweb?

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tacit

This means that an obvious punchline has been left tacit

An example, in this case, would be frivolous. You either understand it, or you don't.

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mu

The third answer.

Q: Do you wish to gobble upon my impressive member? Yes or no?

A: Mu.

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nagaiutb

Acronym: Not as good as it used to be.

This dictionary is NAGAIUTB.

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foule

From foul, and sharing of its meaning except significantly gaye-er

Gargin, you foule gaye raper. Stop being such a deskbount cnut.

hundlebeast

The Hundlebeast is a mythical creature with six legs and a hat, that stalks the playgrounds and prostitutes of Manchester. If you're ever in Manchester at night, listen out for its distinctive cry of, "Raperaperape!" as it claims another victim.

You'd better go straight to sleep, or else the hundlebeast'll get you.

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