Dirty Slowinski

When your dog pins you down, and your dad gives you a hickey. Named after the famous Neil Slownski hickey on his neck.

Goddamnit i was sucking my dogs fat chode when my dog pinned me down and my dad tried getting in on the action. then bam i got dirty slowinski'd.

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YOGOP

YOGOP is an acronym form of the infamous phrase "You Only Get One Pug" All pug owners know what this means, and if they don't they don't, they're satanists.

Hm how many blunts should i smoke? Fuck it 100, YOGOP for life.

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