ironic

containing irony

irony:
-the opposite of the literal meaning
-a mismatch between the expected and the actual result

pro-lifers making death threats to Michael Schiavo is ironic

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Jumble a Bitch

Jumble a Bitch (v)- "You ever fuck a girl so good, that after you bust, you look over and she was out, you broke a bitch, that ladies and gentleman is what I call jumbling a bitch" - King K da Plug

History:
"Jumble a Bitch" was first started by King K da Plug whilst hanging with some females. Feeling that there were no fun ways to explain the act of fucking a girl real good, he decided to start "Jumble a Bitch". Soon after the creation of this term he released a SoundCloud song called "Jumble a Bitch".

MC Peaches - "How was your night with Bella?"
King K - "bruh it was lit... straight jumbled a bitch"

MC Peaches - "dayummmm, jumble a bitch!"

messycan

a low life sorry excuse for a human being that smells

get that messycan out of my yard

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BUFU

Background: originated from "How High?"
Acronym,
Definition: By Us Fu*k u!

This shit is BUFU...

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tuk tuk

from thailand, takes the word batty to a new level of gayness.

Go home you bloody tuk tuk

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Mixtape

A collection of songs made by a sorry ass brother named Trek, with intentions of giving it to a broad that is dating his best friend.

Check it out man, I made a mixtape of Sheila's favorite songs so I can get some poon.

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qwr

short for queer

you fkn fgt qwr!

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