brita

A home water filtration system, thats easy to set up and simple to use. You can get a pitcher for your fridge, a filter tap for your faucet, or full size water cooler. Each of these requires the brita filter.
There are two main types of filter media in a Brita filters: Carbon granules, and De-ionization resin beads (DI). The DI resin beads remove charged ions and radicals from the water. These include calcium, magnesium, sodium, carbonate, and any other dissolved solids with a charge. The carbon granules reduce chlorine compounds and a number of other organics and inorganics. This is probably the most useful part of the Brita filter.
Brita filters also eliminate 98% of lead and reduce copper, chlorine (taste and odor) and mercury, all of which may be found in tap water. This gives ordinary tap water a much better/cleaner taste.

Another very useful method for a brita filter is using it to purify cheap vodka. Using a Brita filter, one can turn cheap, off-brand vodka into smooth, tasteful, inoffensive spirits that regularly win taste tests over name brand vodkas. Simply pour cheap vodka through the filter four times to make it smooth and delicious.

Dude, your tap water tastes like ass! Lets run to the store and pickup a Brita.

Dude, your vodka tastes like ass! Lets run to the store and pickup a Brita.

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snot clot

The gooey white blob leftover from when a guy cums directly, or indirectly, in a girl's nostril(s).

She would'nt stop bitchin.. so I grabbed her hair and gave her the biggest snot clot yet.

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Totenkopf

German word for 'skull'.

Literal translation: Death's Head.

Name of a Waffen SS Division of Nazi Germany during The Second World War.

The Totenkopf Division was sent in to reinforce the front.

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Triple Kiss

A Triple kiss is when 3 people kiss at the same time. This usually happens while under the influence of alcohol or exstacy, and usually involves tons of tongue all over the place.

Heather and Missy, get over here! I want to triple kiss!!

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frosty mug

When you shotgun a blunt or joint into one of those frozen frosty mugs and fill it to the top with smoke. The smoke will drop in temperature and look like liquid sitting inside the mug. Tilt the mug up and inhale (like you're drinking it) and you'll get a rush of cold goodness straight to your head. Definitely a kick ass way to smoke, and HIGHLY recommended!

"Hey, grab the frosty mug out of the freezer, I want to drink my hit this round"

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pixar syndrome

when someone thinks an animal or insect has a personality and is cute, adorable, and cuddley... no matter what the circumstances.

person 1: "awww! look at that cute tiger! He wont hurt me, hes soooo cute!!!"
person2: "uh huh... sounds like pixar syndrome to me"

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TsukasaZero

A legendary sex god who has powers unlike any other.

OMG! HE WAS IN NO WAY LIKE TsukasaZero LAST NIGHT!

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