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A beautiful One-of-kind girl who is always able to make you smile. She's a good-hearted and fun person who would make anybody who knows her very lucky. In some cases, Alyssa is a white girl who wishes she could be gangster, but everyone knows how white she is. She's a really good friend and if you ever meet an Alyssa, make sure to stay close to her.
That was wierd! A girl alked by me and i couldve sworn life got about 10x better!
Oh yeah. It must have been Alyssa!
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A beast who traditionally stalks prey in dark, dingy garages. Predominantly stalks males. It's recommended that you don't sleep in open areas such as in the middle of a living room while the jeptha is present. He is able to sneakily molest to you as you sleep without having you wake up. when he catches his prey, he usually rapes them up the ass or sometimes just gropes them in an inapproprate fashion.
"Hey watch out when you go to sleep tonight. I heard the jeptha is around"
"Oh shit. Im going to have to sleep with a belt on"
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A series of 3 periods that, like the word "Hmm" can be used as a space filler during an awkward silence. However, they are also used to create suspense for usually unimportant situations, to answer a stupid question, counter a stupid comment, or simply to piss people off because of overuse.
Tim: I need to say something...
Holden: What?
Tim: Im hungry.
Holden: Dumbass.
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Tim: Yep.
~10 Minutes later~
Tim: ...
Holden: Yeah?
Tim: Hey.
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Tim: Dude, I saw a flying cat!
Holden: ...
Tim: No, Seriously!
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