Dead

Steve Irwin + Sting Ray = Dead. (Note: Actual proven scientific fact.)

steve irwin is effing dead.

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Dongle

Jesus Christ's real first name.
Thus, it is substituted into phrases of a heretical nature.

Dongle H Christ!
Dongle on a cracker!

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Sand Queef

A Queef produced by the mythical sand people a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

Obi wan "We must move quickly, for sand people scare easily but will soon be back and will sand queef in greater numbers."

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Second Amendment

Clearly the governments way of telling every citizen that they have the right to a pair of bear arms, whether artificial, or through surgical implants.

"Dude check out that guys bear arms, they are so second amendment"

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Meat Parka

Similar to a "meat vest" Meat parka refers to an individual who is fatter than fat, and therefore looks as though he/she is wearing a parka fashioned from meat.

"Damn look at that meat parka!"
Also see "Meat Vest"

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meat vest

Slang used to define a particularly plump individual.

"Damn look at that meat vest over there"
Also see "meat Parka"

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