when you are doing a girl doggie style punch her in the back of the neck and she will automatically tighten up then quickly stick your dick in da butt before you cum
25👍 177👎
12 beers and 4 shots of tequila later....your mom started to look good
15👍 30👎
you arent drunk if you can lie down on the floor without holding on.
107👍 75👎
Someone who is racist but acts as if they were Black.
a white person driving down the street blasting snoop dog. However, when a black person walks by they roll up the windows, lock the doors and turn down the music until the black person has left.
10👍 25👎
1.Arnold Scarzzeneggar cause he thinks "eatting isnt cheating"
2.Californias future governer
3👍 17👎