hot snakes

Human excrement. "Hot" comes from the usual 98.6 degree Fahrenheit temperature of the fecal matter. "Snakes" refers to the snake-like appearances of the bowel contents due to the shape it assumes in the intestines.

Tom: Hey dude, why did you break up with Angie?
Me: Well, we got all drunk and she asked me to drop hot snakes all over her face. I did, and now it is awkward."

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