LGBTQIA+

The refusal to use all of the letters of the alphabet to describe how much you want to take multiple penises in your ass at once or rub infected biscuits with another.

Listen Dad, I am not sure what I fall under but I belong to the LGBTQIA+

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Marlboro Magician

After a man and his wife has 2 children and he leaves to go get cigarettes but never returns until 6 years later, married to his ex wifes sister and kidnaps their 2 children and then repeats the process a 2nd time.

My Dad was so amazing that he was able to pull a Marlboro Magician on my mom and my aunt.