sour apple splatter

Shit stuck to the back of the toilet, under the seat. While taking a dump, perferably with explosive diarrhea, lean forward and push hard so it sprays all over the back of the toilet bowl. It usually sticks even after flushing, requiring the toilet owner to scrub it off.

Keith was pissed off when saw the sour apple splatter Curtis left in his toilet.

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chicago sidewinder

a dude ejaculates in a line and someone (hopefully a female) snorts it through there nose

I jizzed on the table and that stupid bitch snorted that shit up.

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Mucking Out The Stables

Anal sex

Mucking out the stables is a term in the UK relating to how stable boys remove horseshit from the horses living quarters. I think you get the picture? "I'd like to muck out his/her stables"

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motherfucker

Describes the shit you is in at this moment in time.

"Mutherfuk dis shit"
"Mutherfuk dat shit"

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