p delaney

A actual device that attaches to a mans penis and balls to make them appear to be less saggy. Can also be used during intercourse when a man's erection doesn't stand up naturally, to force it to stay up. Like a push up bra for a penis.

Girl: "My boyfriends balls are so saggy they hung to the floor, so I got him a p delaney to keep his balls from scraping the cement."