Aidan

Aidan is probably the coolest guy ever. Large penis and pimp as fuck. The amount of women he has fucked is immeasurable. He lost his virginity at the age of 9.

Aidan is the god of all gods. The coolest of all cools.

His favourite food is chicken nuggets and tacos.

He is the son of Keanu Reeves. He inherited his coolness from Keanu.

His only downside is that he has a very large hairy gooch.

"I wish I had Aidan's gooch its so sexy and hairy."