Snatch Tackle

The ring hanging from a pierced clitoris.

When i went down on her i cut my lip on her snatch tackle.

Moonwater

The little splash you get on the ass when sitting on the toilet and a loaf drops from too high.

It was horrible. I had to use the bathroom at the gas station and i got a shot of moonwater!!! Now ill have to bleach my entire ass.

9👍 4👎

Chicken donger

One who places his dong in chickens.

I thought that dudes ok?
Dude that guy is a total Chicken Donger.

1👍 4👎

Clampire

One who goes down on a woman while shes on her period.

Shawns wife was on the rag but he doesn't mind. He uncorked it and still went down. Hes a clampire....

7👍 2👎