Morion

Coolest master gardener known to humankind- badass drummer, arugula smiter, etc. Known to be uber sharky at cards. It has been foretold that one day he will be a Peacetown dude. He will also become a ridiculously famous author and dedicate his magnum opus to Louis (jk.) For now though he whiles away his time baking and observing the world with especially acute vision, both literally and metaphorically. Generally admirable.

Guy 1: Who’s that fedora’d menace over at the card table? He just cleaned me out, I’m never betting again

Guy 2: Gotta be Morion.