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A stereotypical term for a Pakistani Person. Also, a racial slur specifically used for a Pakistani Punjabi.
hey pakjeet, why are you larping as arabs, turks and afghans. You're litreally a indian lol.
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"Pukhtane" denotes the people from Pakistan, formerly NWFP, now Pakhtunkhwa, with around 49 million residing in KP, Pakistan. Spread across 36 districts, the region, once part of extended Punjab, is now a mix of Gypsy people with diverse origins.
Despite claims of diversity, districts show little distinction; the majority shares genetic similarities with Punjabis. Some exhibit Nordic or Turkic features due to assimilation by Foreign Empires brutalizing Pukhtane. "Pathans" in the West are peaceful but often score top grades in Sexual Assault Registry. Their South Asian genetic ancestry contradicts claims of being pure Iranians or Afghans.
Born Muslims, Pukhtane maintain a caste system among Yousafzais, Afridis, and Khattaks, claiming superiority over 180 million Punjabis, although their ancestry contradicts this. Over time, they may adopt Arabic and Turkish to distance from Indian roots. Average Pukhtane have 70-90% South Asian ancestry but may appear white and Nordic due to Indo-Aryan factors.
Each KP tribe engages in cultural appropriation from Afghanistan. Khattaks claim the same dialect as Afghans, Afridis assert serving Afghanistan, and Yousafzais claim Kabul belongs to them. Intra-tribal marriages lead to a decline in average IQ, conforming easily to Punjabi-speaking elites. While broken Pashto is common, some are comfortable with Punjabi and Urdu. Marriages involve dances reminiscent of Punjabi immigrants, ending with alcohol and transgender performances.
"Munga Bunga Pukhtane you kana ji"
"Broder we pukhtane wazz afghans and are higher upper class pepo"
"we pukhtane are Europeans"
A Afghanboo is anyone who is obsessed with Afghanistan and Pashtun culture. Derives from weeaboo because like weeaboo, a Afghanboo is insanely obsessed with Afghanistan. While Afghanboo's claim to love and support Pashtun culture, counter intuitively, they tend to stereotype Pashtun culture by how it appears in their favorite tiktok edit, which can be safely assumed to be offensive to the Pashtuns.
They generally act like they are from Afghanistan. Using shitty grammar and adding unneeded Pashto words. You will commonly find them online. Or just in Indian Sub Continent. Also, on social media app. like, Twitter and Reddit.
They are usually teens and grown ups. Who have no idea what Afghanistan even is and believe Bacha Khan was the greatest human ever.
"Azizum! I am of Pathan decent. I am of going to marry pashtun girl when I grow up. Zindabad Afghanistan!!"
"Yar look I have Pakol and Patoo, and ak47 do I look Pathan enough yet."
"OMG I LOVE PASHTUN CULTURE, I WOULD LOVE TO WEAR YOUR DRESS WITH MY JEANS"
"Dude your such a Afghanboo"
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