Northern Belle

Women who live in the northern half of the United States. Although they may have the appearance of a southern belle… don’t let them fool you. Characteristics of these rare creatures include the following:
1.Fast eaters
2.Hate shopping
3.Wear sweatpants(but make them look good)
4.Don’t have to “put on” their face(because they already have a nice face)
5.Bad drivers

Look mommy, is that a real life northern belle?

Middle belle

Women who we live in states on the Mason-Dixon Line. Such states include Delaware, Kentucky, Maryland, Missouri, and West Virginia. Although these women appear to have the beauty of a Southern Belle, they act with the same lack of manners as a hill billy but tend to desire the luxuries of the North. Characteristics of a middle belle include the following:
1. Usage of daddy's money
2. Drives a lifted pickup
3. Votes hard right
4. Is so attractive one can’t look the other way
5. Will use a spittoon when available

Must be another middle belle driving that pickup.