Middle belle

Women who we live in states on the Mason-Dixon Line. Such states include Delaware, Kentucky, Maryland, Missouri, and West Virginia. Although these women appear to have the beauty of a Southern Belle, they act with the same lack of manners as a hill billy but tend to desire the luxuries of the North. Characteristics of a middle belle include the following:
1. Usage of daddy's money
2. Drives a lifted pickup
3. Votes hard right
4. Is so attractive one can’t look the other way
5. Will use a spittoon when available

Must be another middle belle driving that pickup.

Northern Belle

Women who live in the northern half of the United States. Although they may have the appearance of a southern belle… don’t let them fool you. Characteristics of these rare creatures include the following:
1.Fast eaters
2.Hate shopping
3.Wear sweatpants(but make them look good)
4.Don’t have to “put on” their face(because they already have a nice face)
5.Bad drivers

Look mommy, is that a real life northern belle?