ISS

1. A person in a work setting who has not been accepted on the new team right away and orbits the circle.

2. The guy at the gang bang who circles the action masturbating without getting involved.

3. The local heroine addict outside of a busy gas station asking for money at the pumps.

1. Hey, here comes the ISS he will tell his wife about the bonus we are getting, no strip clubs….thanks Glenn.

2. Charlie! Stop ISSing this fuck shop and get a dick in your mouth.

3. Oh shit!! get in the car the ISS is orbiting for dollars again.

Truck Meat BBQ

1. When a group of people meet at a friends house for a BBQ and eat the meat in their trucks due to social distancing requirements.

2. Eating a type of meat in tube form, at a local public park while seated in your truck.

3. What you get from a lot lizard at a rest stop for $20.

1.Let’s meet at James’s house for a truck meat bbq on Saturday.

2. I pulled into the local town park and saw Ricky eating truck meat all alone.
3. That truck meat was not worth $20, my seat is going to smell for a month.

Schlitzy

1. Noun: The mistaken form of the name Smits after an afternoon of lagers at the Buckle.

2. Verb: The morning shits after a night of drinking Ohio’s finest ale Schlitz.

3. Adj: The state of one’s appearance when drinking the infamous Ohio piss water.

1. Guy 1 You know, Schlitzy I’ll let him know all about the bag machine tomorrow.

Guy 2. Zach that’s your boss Smits. Oh shit we have just coined a new name Schlitzy.

2. Dude what is that smell? That’s the Schlitzy coming out like a river, fuck Ohio.

3. I can see the schlitzy gaze on that grind pig from Ohio….ugh…I’m out, no loving tonight.

Sal Financial

1. When your Finance Manager is so shitty they can’t understand the P&L. The leadership team puts a range in a random number generator and predicts an outcome more accurately than the person responsible.

2. Completing financial reports while wearing yoga pants and a half shirt.

3. Eating Coco Puffs and drinking Coke while budgeting a business

1.I can’t believe your using the Sal Financials, nothing like using random number generator to run an effective business
2. Better put on your Sal Financial attire for hot yoga tonight
3. I have to submit my yearly budget, better get my Sal Financial dinner together.

Lesley P-HR

1. Lesley P-HR is a highly effective HR professional with the skills to excel in all environments.

2. A Lesly P-HR has been known for extreme issues with untruthful people and may throat punch them when needed to produce an outcome.

3. As an HR professional a Lesley P-HR may condone the be-heading of extreme human rights violators.

I love our Lesley P-HR she helped me through a rough patch in my life, though she did throat punch Dave for calling off of work.