sci-fi-bi

Sci-fi-bi is the act of liking both Star Trek and Star Wars. Both of which are heavily disputed amongst the opposing fans. Someone who is sci-fi-bi does not participate in discussions asking "can Vader crush the entire borg race with his mind?" or "could Captain Kirk kick Luke Skywalker's ass?" Instead, a sci-fi-bi knows that both are of differing worlds and therefore are not able to be compared in any way.

"Which is cooler, Star Trek or Star Wars?"
"I like both...I'm sci-fi-bi."
"Weirdo..."

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Cock of Salami

A measurement of meat, standardized by the USDA. Measuring approximately three inches long, or the same size as an average penis in the US.

Shopper: "May I have a cock of salami?"
Grocer: "Sure thing ma'am, do you want that raw or wrapped?"

cralla

A person on ventrilo chat server who has their mic too close to the speakers causing major feedback whenever they talk.

"Man...don't be such a cralla, put some headphones on."

dirty Werther's

Similar to a Werther's Original, a blowjob by an older wo(man) with or without the actual toffee candy in their mouth for flavor, a "dirty Werthers" is when they do it while shoving the wrapper up your asshole.

Brian received a dirty Werther's from Edna, that's why he's walking funny.